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Compulsory for all members ...

Last post 11-08-2007, 11:33 AM by Anonymous. 5 replies.
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  •  09-08-2007, 7:46 PM 1886

    Compulsory for all members ...

    Do you think this should become complusory for all members to have ... never know when you'll need one, and at only just over 1kg it's pretty light!

    http://www.wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?prod_id=1260&cat_id=1&sub_cat_id=23


    Craig Ryburn
    0273110003
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  •  09-08-2007, 8:23 PM 1888 in reply to 1886

    Re: Compulsory for all members ...

    Official World Scout Knife?

    Keyring?!

    I still don't think it would stop you getting frostbite Craig :)

  •  09-08-2007, 9:38 PM 1889 in reply to 1886

    Re: Compulsory for all members ...

    Will be totally f**kin useless for cutting onions; I wonder if it stops you crying when you cut onions?..... Well since you can't cut the f***ing things, yes it does.
  •  10-08-2007, 6:39 AM 1896 in reply to 1889

    Re: Compulsory for all members ...

    But Timmy, why would you ever want to cut an onion? They're such cute vulnerable little things...

    I agree though, it doesn't have a potato peeler or a tuning fork and so it is, needless to say, useless

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  •  10-08-2007, 8:06 AM 1897 in reply to 1896

    Re: Compulsory for all members ...

    yeah but it does have a special self centering screwdriver for adjusting gun sights. It's clear that there is no need for vegetable preperation implements as you should only be eating possums, dear and goats - and while there is no tuning fork there is a "Fine fork for watch spring bars" included.
    Craig Ryburn
    0273110003
  •  11-08-2007, 11:33 AM 1898 in reply to 1897

    Re: Compulsory for all members ...

    Wow, what a handy tool! I MUST have IT! Rang the producer straight away and asked whether it'd be possible to construct a special version with a hut vacuum cleaner (for a quick clean-up after wild TC party excesses); apparently they already thought about that and soon there will be another model on the market with a little bulldozer for (no longer) overgrown tracks. I also suggested an integrated snowmobile for making those expensive ski lifts redundant. Anyhow, you would have to use it 1,237,966 times to make it cost-effective. This, on the other hand, may pay off faster: A stylish gourmet version with mincing knife, solar exhaust hood (no tears when chaffing your onions!), pressure cooker...
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