If I bring rum does that put me in the pirate category? I can do pirate sounds (badly – but with rum much better). Unfortunately these days all pirates are compared to Johnny Depp so I may find it difficult to make the grade of pirate. However you did not say Saucy Pirates.
I do have one point of concern. What the government doing about Saucy Apes? They are not native! Will they become a pest? We better just hope that the Saucy Apes don’t get out of control!