"Double brown is a customary beer, which is taking great steps to bore holes in unimportant children and their clothes. This is why its clearly worthy of being voted for. It marks the boundary, the cutting edge of beer technology. It is also lower in price than might reasonably be expected and is suited to most occasions. It is far above enlisted sailors and Australians due to the technological enhancement of desired traits in this excellent beer."

Ordinary: 

  Customary

Boring

  Used to describe tools that makes holes in things

Treads

 To take a step or steps

Available

  elegible and willing to run for election

petty seamen

  above enlisted sailors

genetic modification

the alteration and recombination of genetic material by technological means with applications in enhancing desired plant characteristics