I am going to come as a communist leader of some description.  I have not quite decided which one would be the most appropriate.  But this has implications for everyone so please read carefully

Everyone has to give all of their beverages and food to me on arrival.  I will then reallocate food and beverages based peoples needs.  It will all be totally fair and everyone will live in total happiness.  Unless you disagree and we all know what happened to people who disagreed with Lennon or Stalin