This looks like a fun game. while we're out on a limb, I'll add:

popular:
    adapted to the ordinary intelligence or taste;
    suited to the means of ordinary people; not expensive

full:
    to tread or beat cloth to cleanse or thicken it;
    exactly or directly: The blow struck him full in the face.;

distinct:
    Clearly defined; unquestionable

mates:
    A U.S. Navy petty officer who is an assistant to a warrant
    officer.; aka seamen

variety:
    a type of animal or plant produced by artificial selection.

settings:
    A set of eggs in a hen's nest.

Double Brown is an ordinary, boring beer that treads on small, clothed children. With less alcohol content than the real Bushmans beer. Available in clearly defined vessels, as every other beer is. Double Brown is a cheap beer typically enjoyed by petty seamen and Australians whilst surrounded by genetically modified eggs.


Ok, that was a bit of a stretch. But think of the children! And the genetic engineering!