Lets break down that beautifully written product description in another way shall we?

"sharp" - pungent or biting in taste or felt acutely; intense; distressing

"salty"- Witty; pungent; earthy

"hint" - a very slight or hardly noticeable amount

"slight" - frail; flimsy; delicate

"frothy" - unsubstantial; trifling; shallow; empty

"lacing" - to lash, beat, or thrash or to attack physically or verbally

"Bushmans beer has a pungent distressing taste and a hilariously strong flavour of dirt. With an unnoticable amount of citrus and a frail odour. It pours with an largely unsubstantial amount of head and leaves you feeling physically beaten."

What a bargain at only $20 a crate.....