It sounds like I hear the bells of carnage-o-clock chiming.

I would be most keen for a south island adventure that may or may not involve ropes and phrases such as we knocked the ba**tard off.

So yes...

Darrans *BING*

Aspiring NP *BING*

Cook NP *BING* (but probably too frekin cold)

Somewhere else snowy and steep *BING*

Could be all very exciting - most keen for something